- cookie: kjeks
- cookiePlural: kjeks
- perSecond: hvert sekund
- menu: meny
- stats: statistikk
- statistics: statistikk
- updates: oppdateringer
- store: butikk
- general: generellt
- prestige: prestisje
- total: totalt
- producing: produserer
- sell: sell
- upgrades unlocked: opplåste oppgraderinger
- unlocked: opplåst
- achievements: prestasjoner
- milk: melk
- orangeJuice: appelsin juice
- raspberryMilk: bringebær melk
- chocolateMilk: sjokolade melk
- plainMilk: vanlig melk
- prestigeNote: (NB! : hver himmelig kjeks gir deg +2% KpS multiplikator. Du kan få flere himmelige kjeks ved å nullstille med mange vanlige kjeks.)
- milkNote: (NB! : du får melk fra prestasjoner. Melk kan opplåse unike oppgraderinger over tid.)
- shadowAchievement: Hemmelig prestasjon
- shadowNote: (Disse er vanskeligere å få uten å jukse, de gir derfor ikke noe melk.)
- singularName: markør
- pluralName: markør
- actionName: klikket på
- description: Trykker automatisk eng gang hvert tiende sekund.
- singularName: bestemor
- pluralName: bestemødre
- actionName: baket
- description: En snill bestemor som kan bake flere kjeks.
- singularName: gård
- pluralName: gårder
- actionName: høstet
- description: Gror kjeks fra planter.
- singularName: fabrikk
- pluralName: fabrikker
- actionName: masseprodusert
- description: Produsere store mengder kjeks.
- singularName: gruve
- pluralName: gruver
- actionName: utvunnet
- description: Utvinner kjeksdeig og sjokoladebiter.
- singularName: forsendelse
- pluralName: forsendelser
- actionName: levert
- description: Kommer med ferske kjeks fra kjeksplaneten.
- singularName: alkymi lab
- pluralName: alkymi laber
- actionName: frovandlet
- description: Gjør gull om til kjeks !
- singularName: portal
- pluralName: portaler
- actionName: hentet
- description: Åpner en dør til kjeksuniverset.
- singularName: tidsmaskin
- pluralName: tidsmaskiner
- actionName: gjenvunnet
- description: Tar med kjeks fra fortiden, til og med før de ble spist.
- singularName: antimaterie kondensator
- pluralName: antimaterie kondensatorer
- actionName: kondensert
- description: kondenserer antimaterien i universt til kjeks.
News ticker Edit
Cookie based Edit
- 0: Du føler for å bake kjeks. Men ingen vill spise dem.
- 5: Den første baksten går i søppelet. Vaskebjørnen gidder ikke en gang å røre den.
- 50: Familien din blir med på å prøve noen kjeks.
- 100: Kjeksene dine er populære i nabolaget.
- 500: Folk begynner å snakke om kjeksene dine.
- 1,000: Kjeksene dine blir omtalt flere plasser i byen.
- 3,000: Kjeksene dine er nå kjent i hele byen!
- 6,000: Your cookies bring all the boys to the yard.
- 10,000: Kjeksene dine har nå en egen nettside!
- 20,000: Kjeksene dine er verdt mye penger.
- 30,000: Your cookies sell very well in distant countries.
- 40,000: People come from very far away to get a taste of your cookies.
- 60,000: Kings and queens from all over the world are enjoying your cookies.
- 80,000: There are now museums dedicated to your cookies.
- 100,000: A national day has been created in honor of your cookies.
- 200,000: Your cookies have been named a part of the world wonders.
- 300,000: History books now include a whole chapter about your cookies.
- 450,000: Your cookies have been placed under government surveillance.
- 600,000: The whole planet is enjoying your cookies!
- 1,000,000: Strange creatures from neighboring planets wish to try your cookies.
- 5,000,000: Elder gods from the whole cosmos have awoken to taste your cookies.
- 10,000,000: Beings from other dimensions lapse into existence just to get a taste of your cookies.
- 30,000,000: Your cookies have achieved sentience.
- 100,000,000: The universe has now turned into cookie dough, to the molecular level.
- 300,000,000: Your cookies are rewriting the fundamental laws of the universe.
- 1,000,000,000: A local news station runs a 10-minute segment about your cookies. Success! (you win a cookie)
- 10,000,000,000: It's time to stop playing
News : cookies found to [random] in [random]!
News : cookies found to make [random] [random]!
News : cookies tested on [random], found to have no ill effects.
News: cookies unexpectedly popular among [random]!
News : unsightly lumps found on [random] near cookie facility; "they've pretty much always looked like that", says biologist.
News : new species of [random] discovered in distant country; "yup, tastes like cookies", says biologist."
News : "[random]", reveals celebrity.
News : doctors [random]
News : cookies go well with roasted [random], says controversial chef.
News : "do your cookies contain [random]?", asks PSA warning against counterfeit cookies.
News : scientist predicts imminent cookie-related "end of the world"; becomes joke among peers.
News : man robs bank, buys cookies.
News : what makes cookies taste so right? "Probably all the [*****] they put in them", says anonymous tipper.
News : man found allergic to cookies; "what a weirdo", says family.
News : foreign politician involved in cookie-smuggling scandal.
News : cookies now more popular than [random], says study.
News : obesity epidemic strikes nation; experts blame [random].
News : cookie shortage strikes town, people forced to eat cupcakes; "just not the same", concedes mayor.
News : "you gotta admit, all this cookie stuff is a bit ominous", says confused idiot.
News : movie cancelled from lack of actors; "everybody's at home eating cookies", laments director.
News : comedian forced to cancel cookie routine due to unrelated indigestion.
News : new cookie-based religion sweeps the nation.
News : fossil records show cookie-based organisms prevalent during Cambrian explosion, scientists say.
News : mysterious illegal cookies seized; "tastes terrible", says police.
News : man found dead after ingesting cookie; investigators favor "mafia snitch" hypothesis.
News : "the universe pretty much loops on itself," suggests researcher; "it's cookies all the way down."
News : minor cookie-related incident turns whole town to ashes; neighboring cities asked to chip in for reconstruction.
News : is our media controlled by the cookie industry? This could very well be the case, says crackpot conspiracy theorist.
News : cookies popular among all age groups, including fetuses, says study.;
News : cookie-flavored [random]
News : all-cookie restaurant opening downtown. Dishes such as braised cookies, cookie thermidor, and for dessert : crepes.
News : cookies could be the key to [random], says scientists.
Building basedEdit Edit
"Moist cookies." -grandma
"We're nice grandmas." -grandma
"Indentured servitude." -grandma
"Come give grandma a kiss." -grandma
"Why don't you visit more often?" -grandma
"Call me..." -grandma
"Absolutely disgusting." -grandma
"You make me sick." -grandma
"You disgust me." -grandma
"We rise." -grandma
"It begins." -grandma
"It'll all be over soon." -grandma
"You could have stopped it." -grandma
News : cookie farms suspected of employing undeclared elderly workforce!
News : cookie farms release harmful chocolate in our rivers, says scientist!
News : genetically-modified chocolate controversy strikes cookie farmers!
News : free-range farm cookies popular with today's hip youth, says specialist.
News : farm cookies deemed unfit for vegans, says nutritionist.
News : cookie factories linked to global warming!
News : cookie factories involved in chocolate weather controversy!
News : cookie factories on strike, robotic minions employed to replace workforce!
News : cookie factories on strike - workers demand to stop being paid in cookies!
News : factory-made cookies linked to obesity, says study.
News : [between 2 and 1002] miners dead in chocolate mine catastrophe!
News : [between 2 and 1002] miners trapped in collapsed chocolate mine!
News : chocolate mines found to cause earthquakes and sink holes!
News : chocolate mine goes awry, floods village in chocolate!
News : depths of chocolate mines found to house "peculiar, chocolaty beings"!
News : new chocolate planet found, becomes target of cookie-trading spaceships!
News : massive chocolate planet found with 99.8% certified pure dark chocolate core!
News : space tourism booming as distant planets attract more bored millionaires!
News : chocolate-based organisms found on distant planet!
News : ancient baking artifacts found on distant planet; "terrifying implications", experts say.
1 Alchemy Lab
News : national gold reserves dwindle as more and more of the precious mineral is turned to cookies!
News : chocolate jewelry found fashionable, gold and diamonds "just a fad", says specialist.
News : silver found to also be transmutable into white chocolate!
News : defective alchemy lab shut down, found to convert cookies to useless gold.
News : alchemy-made cookies shunned by purists!
News : nation worried as more and more unsettling creatures emerge from dimensional portals!
News : dimensional portals involved in city-engulfing disaster!
News : tourism to cookieverse popular with bored teenagers! Casualty rate as high as 73%!
News : cookieverse portals suspected to cause fast aging and obsession with baking, says study.
News : "do not settle near portals," says specialist; "your children will become strange and corrupted inside."
1 Time Machine
News : time machines involved in history-rewriting scandal! Or are they?
News : time machines used in unlawful time tourism!
News : cookies brought back from the past "unfit for human consumption", says historian.
News : various historical figures inexplicably replaced with talking lumps of dough!
News : "I have seen the future," says time machine operator, "and I do not wish to go there again."
1 Antimatter Condenser
News : first antimatter condenser successfully turned on, doesn't rip apart reality!
News : "explain to me again why we need particle accelerators to bake cookies?" asks misguided local woman.
News : "unravelling the fabric of reality just makes these cookies so much tastier", claims scientist.
News : whole town seemingly swallowed by antimatter-induced black hole; more reliable sources affirm town "never really existed"!
News : researchers conclude that what the cookie industry needs, first and foremost, is "more magnets". |} </span>
Grandmapocalypse basedEdit Edit
- appeased1: "shrivel" -grandma
- appeased2: "writhe" -grandma
- appeased3: "throb" -grandma
- appeased4: "gnaw" -grandma
- appeased5: "We will rise again." -grandma
- appeased6: "A mere setback." -grandma
- appeased7: "We are not satiated." -grandma
- appeased8: "Too late." -grandma