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  • I made this thread because there's a lot of achievement ideas in the comment area for the achievements page.

    Your achievement must have (in order):

    1. If it's an achievement or a shadow achievement

    2. The name

    3. How to obtain it

    4. Random text (optional)

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    • Most of the achievement ideas being posted are nonsense and not thought through, mostly not even for a second. Though this won't keep people from posting them so it's still better to have them in one thread - if people will use it instead of posting somewhere else.

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    • Yeah, I just decided to make this so the achievements page wouldn't get flooded with ideas more than it did already.

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    • Nice temmie profile pic!

      Type: Achievement

      Name: Drink it up

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Chocolate Milk status (100%-196% Milk)

      Random Text: yum

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      Type: Achievement

      Name: Hold the tears

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Raspberry Milk status (200%-296% Milk)

      Random Text: Get over it!


      Type: Achievement

      Name: That's not milk!

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Orange Juice status (300%-396% Milk)

      Random Text: pulp or no pulp?

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      Type: Achievement

      Name: Above the maximum

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Caramel Milk status (>399% Milk)

      Random Text: milk -> more milk

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    • Type: Shadow Achievement

      Name: To Infinity, And BEYOND!

      Method: Make a tower cost more than infinity.

      Random Text: Well looks like you hit the limit.

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    • Type: Shadow Achievement

      Name: Nom

      Method: Delete some cookies

      Random Text: Work pays off.

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    • Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - A Light in the Dark

      Description (Info about the achievement) - Buy 500 prisms.

      Random text - "You should get a life, honestly."


      Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - Ultimate Neverclicker

      Description - Get to 1000 cookies baked without clicking the cookie with a maximum of 10 cursors.

      Random text - "Please stop ruining the game's purpose."

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    • 79.52.156.124 wrote:

      Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - Ultimate Neverclicker

      Description - Get to 1000 cookies baked without clicking the cookie with a maximum of 10 cursors.

      Random text - "Please stop ruining the game's purpose."

      I think you should change it to no cursors, which would mean you have to save up lucky rewards to buy a grandma. THAT would be painful. You would need a minimum of 8 GCs, but then there would be the chance of getting frenzies.


      Here's my idea.

      Type - Achievement

      Name - I'm not creative. Someone else can name this.

      Description - Buy all of the upgrades

      Random text - "It would seem one can't always do better."

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    • Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - Something to be proud of

      Description - Earn all of the achievements, normal and shadow

      Random Text - "If you hacked in even one of those cookies, you better have removed it."


      Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - Truly a legend

      Description - Earn every achivement there is

      Random Text - "This is truly the end. You've baked all the cookies, bought all the buildings, conquered all the dungeons, collected all of the collectables, and ascended far beyond this world. What more could you want?"


      I feel like there would be a secret way to import a dungeon save to confirm that you got the dungeon achievements. Doing so wouldn't overwrite your current save, but it would check for and add any dungeons achievements the save contained. Or, ya know, you could just cheat in the achievements after you earned them in the dungeons beta.

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    • Normal achievement

      Name: Sold out

      Description. Purchace every heavenly upgrade.

      Random text: No reason to ascend again.

      Normal achievement

      Name: Clotty clicker

      Description: Click a wrinkler 100 times without destroying it.

      Random text: How many faces do these things have?

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    • Pimhazeveld wrote:
      Normal achievement

      Name: Sold out

      Description. Purchace every heavenly upgrade.

      Random text: No reason to ascend again.

      It shouldn't say "No reason to ascend again" since you'll get it far before you get "Brought to you by the letter 🍪".

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    • Shadow Achievement

      Granny Power

      Click all of your Grandmas, on the page where you have nothing selected. (Minimum of 150)

      Flavor text: 1 Year = 1 Cookie

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    • Type: Shadow Achievement.

      Name: Auto click.

      Description: Have an add-on that will automaticaly click for you.

      Flavor text: That kinda crashes the third party.

      Type: Shadow Achievement

      Name: Pointless

      Description: Cheat this achievement.

      Flavour text: I would rather have some cheated cookies.

      Type: Achievement

      Name: Custom toppings.

      Description: Purchase an upgrade not just thought by the creator itself.

      Flavour text: That's not munch.

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    • [Achievements]

      Description 1: One heavenly chip

      Description 2: Own -1- heavenly chip.

      Description 3: "reseting is the permant of a heavenly chip, its easy peasy, just gain 1 trillion and reset, isent that easy?"


      Description 1: TimeOverDuer

      Descrption 2: play for -1000- hours.

      Description 3: "you really need to go do somthing else."



      Description 1: Achievement master

      Description 2: achieve all the achievements.

      Description 3: "you are the king of achievements!"


      Description 1: Shadow King

      Description 2: achieve all the shadow achievements.

      Description 3: "you must be a cheater....."


      Description 1: Wrinkle Squisher Monster

      Description 2: burst -500- wrinklers.

      Description 3: "You should really go to bed."


      [Shadow achievements]


      Description 1: Golden cookie marathon

      Description 2: click 77777 golden cookies.

      Description 3: "you should really do somthing else, dont you think?"


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    • Name: The old version was better

      How to get it: Select classic from the other versions tab.

      Random text: "A little outdated, don't you think?"

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    • Shadow achievement

      Name: >insert creative name here<

      How to get it: Bake 1 trillion cookies with only 1-10 million cps.

      "There's a thing called an upgrade you know, it's on the top."

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    • Wrath of the cookies

      How to get it: Lose 666 sextillion cookies by Ruin.

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    • Sell it on ebay (shadow)

      How to get it: have at least 100 of every building and then sell it all.

      Random text: "*A guy walks into his room to bake some cookies.* Guy: It's time ta mak sum cooocies rit now hre now hre now herererere kow herere nunununununu NONNNONONONONONONONONONO noT hapapepepepnIN righ now nonoNO fefefefefuuuuuuuukakakakalka im goanna kil teh pece ev shot dat jest ded thas OH meh ged1!1. *All of his progress was gone, (Because somebody deleted it) so he got out of his chair and went on a hunt to kill the one who made everything go to zero* Guy: geat faukaen rede cuz i cumin now you son of biaech! *Suddenly another guy walks into the room* Guy 2: What the hell is going on here? Guy 1: twas u! Guy 2: WTF? Guy 1: yu wer de onle 1 en teh huas att thy timm. Guy 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Guy 1: I'm'm'm goin tatata kilil yo suuu Herd! Guy 2: You're crazy! Guy 1: ima gonea kijl YoU SoOOOOoOO MLG mudafuauahker! Guy 2: Hey, p-put that gun down! Guy 1: G.E.T. N.O.S.C.O.P.E.D! *Guy 1 no-scoped Guy 2, and then they all lived happily ever after.* The End."

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    • [Normal]

      Name: News for days

      How to get it: Click the news ticker 5,000 times

      Text: "Shouldn't you be clicking cookies?"

      [Shadow]

      Name: All Matter, no light

      How to get it: Bake Infinity Cookies from Prisms

      Text: "Congratulations, your cookies have filled up the universe."

      [Shadow]

      Name: You forgot about me!

      How to get it: Name yourself "Opti" (The other developer of the game)

      Text: "At least one of us remembers him"

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    • [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

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    • [Shadow]

      Name : How are you clicking now?

      How to get it : Sell 100 cursors

      Text : And you broke your PC

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    • 99.255.110.66 wrote:
      Shadow achievement

      Name: Outdated

      How to get it: Bake 1 trillion cookies with only 1-10 million cps.

      "There's a thing called an upgrade you know, it's on the top."

      Outdated could be a nice name for something without upgrades tho

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    • Ragonoid wrote:
      Nice temmie profile pic!

      Type: Achievement

      Name: Drink it up

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Chocolate Milk status (100%-196% Milk)

      Random Text: yum

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      Type: Achievement

      Name: Hold the tears

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Raspberry Milk status (200%-296% Milk)

      Random Text: Get over it!


      Type: Achievement

      Name: That's not milk!

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Orange Juice status (300%-396% Milk)

      Random Text: pulp or no pulp?

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      Type: Achievement

      Name: Above the maximum

      Method of Obtaining: Get to Caramel Milk status (>399% Milk)

      Random Text: milk -> more milk

      How about this one :

      Name : Not drinkable

      Method : Get to Lime Milk status

      Random Text : Are you seriously drinking THAT?

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    • Shadow :

      Name : The evilest of them..

      Method : Name yourself CookieKiller

      -10% CpS until the player changes his name to another thing

      Random Text : Woah,calm down buddy

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    • 189.132.200.228 wrote:
      [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

      Refer to True Neverclick. No Clicker would be Shadow anyway for the same reason True Nevercick is Shadow: You need Golden Cookies to get a Cursor.

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    • DimentioDimentio wrote:
      [Shadow]

      Name: All Matter, no light

      How to get it: Bake Infinity Cookies from Prisms

      Text: "Congratulations, your cookies have filled up the universe."

      All achievements need to be possible without hacking (CCTA was an exception, until v2.002, and Dungeon Achievements will be possible when Dungeons are introduced in the Live version).

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    • Type: Shadow

      Name: Fun Ruiner

      Desc: Put "saysopensesame" at the end of your bakery name.

      RT: This is boring.

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    • Type: Normal

      Name: Neverbuy

      Desc: Click the cookie 10000 times without buying any building.

      RT: Grandma: i thought you loved me.

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    • 73.214.148.124 wrote: Type: Shadow

      Name: Fun Ruiner

      Desc: Put "saysopensesame" at the end of your bakery name.

      RT: This is boring.

      Refer to Cheated Cookies Taste Awful.

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    • 174.218.10.182 wrote:

      73.214.148.124 wrote: Type: Shadow

      Name: Fun Ruiner

      Desc: Put "saysopensesame" at the end of your bakery name.

      RT: This is boring.

      Refer to Cheated Cookies Taste Awful.

      "Refer to Cheated Cookies Taste Awful" was me. I tend to forget to log in when I comment.

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    • Kid Sheldon wrote:
      DimentioDimentio wrote:
      [Shadow]

      Name: All Matter, no light

      How to get it: Bake Infinity Cookies from Prisms

      Text: "Congratulations, your cookies have filled up the universe."

      All achievements need to be possible without hacking (CCTA was an exception, until v2.002, and Dungeon Achievements will be possible when Dungeons are introduced in the Live version).

      Ok, then.

      Let's change that infinity to 1 Undecillion.

      (1x10^36)

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    • Shadow: Wasting energy

      Leave the game open for a week.

      "Don't mind me, i'm just idling."

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    • DimentioDimentio wrote:
      Kid Sheldon wrote:
      DimentioDimentio wrote:
      [Shadow]

      Name: All Matter, no light

      How to get it: Bake Infinity Cookies from Prisms

      Text: "Congratulations, your cookies have filled up the universe."

      All achievements need to be possible without hacking (CCTA was an exception, until v2.002, and Dungeon Achievements will be possible when Dungeons are introduced in the Live version).
      Ok, then.

      Let's change that infinity to 1 Undecillion.

      (1x10^36)

      Sure.

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    • Shadow

      We are farmers, bubmbumubumbumbumbum

      Buy 700 farms.

      RT: BUMBMUBUMBUMBUMBUMBMUBUMBMUBMUBUMBUMBMUBMUBUM

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    • Normal

      I pooped my pants

      Get 100000000000009000000000907956758748956749 cookies without buying a grandma.

      Oh my fucking god, nigga!

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    • 73.214.148.124 wrote:
      Shadow

      We are farmers, bubmbumubumbumbumbum

      Buy 700 farms.

      RT: BUMBMUBUMBUMBUMBUMBMUBUMBMUBMUBUMBUMBMUBMUBUM

      All achievements must be achieveable.

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    • 73.214.148.124 wrote:
      Normal

      I pooped my pants

      Get 100000000000009000000000907956758748956749 cookies without buying a grandma.

      Oh my fucking god, nigga!

      1. No profanity in Cookie Clicker.

      2. Achievements must be reasonable.

      3. They also must be achieveable.

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    • Kid Sheldon wrote:
      73.214.148.124 wrote:
      Normal

      I pooped my pants

      Get 100000000000009000000000907956758748956749 cookies without buying a grandma.

      Oh my fucking god, nigga!

      1. No profanity in Cookie Clicker.

      2. Achievements must be reasonable.

      3. They also must be achieveable.

      The random numbers at the end tho.

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    • (With all upgrades, a 701st farm costs me 3.254 quattuordecillion)

      (3.254 x 10^45)

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    • DimentioDimentio wrote:
      (With all upgrades, a 701st farm costs me 3.254 quattuordecillion)

      (3.254 x 10^45)

      And thus, "We are farmers" is absurd. Maybe about as absurd as 400 Cursors in v1.0466.

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    • SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE THE ACHIEVEMENTS IS ACHEIVEABLE AND NO PROFANITY IS USED IN THIS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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    • 73.214.148.124 wrote:
      SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE THE ACHIEVEMENTS IS ACHEIVEABLE AND NO PROFANITY IS USED IN THIS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

      Could you put a bit more effort into yout trolling? At least try to be convincing.

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    • Cookie collection

      Have 50 different cookies.

      "The multiplier is HUGE!"

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    • Normal

      Gaming computer

      Turn on all graphics settings.

      Mine's 9999GHZ.

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    • [Shadow Achievement]

      Name: Lucky Luck

      How to get: Click 47777 golden cookies.

      "That's a lot of gold!"

      [Shadow Achievement]

      Name: ʞɔn˥ ʎʞɔn˥

      How to get: Click 77774 golden cookies. 

      "¡ploƃ ɟo ʇol ɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴"

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    • [Achievement]

      Name: The life, the universe and everything

      How to get: Bake 42 cookies

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    • What a stupid idea

      Normal

      Ascend with no cookies baked.

      "Are you testing me?"

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    • [Achievement] 

      Name: Ultimate Evil

      Sell 10,000 buildings.

      "So, how are you gonna get them back?"

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    • regular achievement

      name: Illuminati member

      Get all of the prestige upgrades

      "chtulu fhtagn"

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    • [Shadow]

      Name: Hacker

      How to Achieve: Get infinity cookies via hacking or dev x10 or x1k

      Flavor Text: "I CALL HACKS!"

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    • 24.113.98.143 wrote: [Shadow]

      Name: Hacker

      How to Achieve: Get infinity cookies via hacking or dev x10 or x1k

      Flavor Text: "I CALL HACKS!"

      All achievements must have no hacks

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    • 24.113.98.143 wrote:

      24.113.98.143 wrote: [Shadow]

      Name: Hacker

      How to Achieve: Get infinity cookies via hacking or dev x10 or x1k

      Flavor Text: "I CALL HACKS!"

      All achievements must have no hacks

      yes, i just said 'no' to my own achievement, and to be honest I had no idea why I wrote the achievement. maybe i was just bored or somethin'

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    • Normal Achivement:

      Kitten King

      How to Unlock: Get all Kitten Upgrades

      2nd Desc: Are You Kitten Me, Sir?

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    • Achievement

      Name; Clickster

      How to unlock: Bake 10,000 cookies with only clciking and cursors.

      Flavor Text; "You finally understand the point of the game. To click."

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    • 47.219.175.159 wrote:
      Achievement

      Name; Clickster

      How to unlock: Bake 10,000 cookies with only clciking and cursors.

      Flavor Text; "You finally understand the point of the game. To click."

      • clicking
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    • 1. Type:Shadow achievement

      2. Name: Bake the final frontier

      3. How to unlock: Buy 1000 shipments and time machines combined.

      4. Flavor text: "These are the voyages of the starship Cookie Clicker. One word: AWESOME."

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    • 1. Type: Shadow achievement

      2. Name: Hacks off to you

      3. How to unlock: Hack in infinity cookies

      4. Flavor text: "Ruin the Fun. No debug required."

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    • 1. Type: Normal Achievement

      2. Name: I'm getting tired, bro

      3. How to unlock: Ascend 10 times.

      4. Flavor text: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Wha? Oh. Just you."

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    • 1. Shadow Achievement

      2. Name: Dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons

      3. How to unlock: Play Dungeons for the first time.

      4. Flavor text: "The infinity-sided die is banned in 99 dimensions. Be careful."

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    • 1: Normal

      2: Name: All-Nighter

      3: Unlocked by: Having the game run for 24 hours nonstop

      4. Flavor text: "No wonder why your electricity bill is so high"

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    • 1. Shadow

      2. The road to light is marked by clicks

      3. Buy a prism with only cookie clicks and cursors

      4. Flavor text: "Rainbow Cursor"

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    • 1. Normal

      2. The Golden Rule

      3. Make 95% of your total cookie production from golden cookies

      4. Shiny

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    • Shadow

      Truly Hardcore

      Make a trillion cookies with no upgrades purchased 

      Not quite hardcore, maybe a bit careless

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    • Type: Shadow

      Name: Welcome back

      How to achieve: Start at zero cookies, then not play for a month and then come back

      Flavor text: "You have returned to your cookies. They missed you! Now eat up."


      Type: Shadow

      Name: Your parents aren't home

      How to achieve: Hack in the "party" mod. (how to do: Game.PARTY = true;)

      Flavor text: "Be home by curfew, okay?"

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    • Kid Sheldon wrote:
      189.132.200.228 wrote:
      [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

      Refer to True Neverclick. No Clicker would be Shadow anyway for the same reason True Nevercick is Shadow: You need Golden Cookies to get a Cursor.

      If you aren't hacking in cookies, that is.

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    • Normal achievement: Full upgrade

      How to get: Buy all upgrades

      Flavor text: We're so very proud of you.

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    • Mckluv wrote:
      Type: Shadow

      Name: Welcome back

      How to achieve: Start at zero cookies, then not play for a month and then come back

      Flavor text: "You have returned to your cookies. They missed you! Now eat up."


      Type: Shadow

      Name: Your parents aren't home

      How to achieve: Hack in the "party" mod. (how to do: Game.PARTY = true;)

      Flavor text: "Be home by curfew, okay?"

      SeLeCt LoL!

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    • Mckluv wrote:

      1. Type: Normal Achievement

      2. Name: I'm getting tired, bro

      3. How to unlock: Ascend 10 times.

      4. Flavor text: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-Wha? Oh. Just you."

      THOSE REQUIREMENTS ARE ALREADY TAKEN!

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    • GMDPluto wrote:
      Shadow

      True Hardcore

      Make a trillion cookies with no upgrades purchased 

      Not quite hardcore, maybe a bit careless


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    • Mckluv wrote:

      1. Shadow Achievement

      2. Name: Dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons

      3. How to unlock: Play Dungeons for the first time.

      4. Flavor text: "The infinity-sided die is banned in 99 dimensions. Be careful."

      Uhhh, there's only 4 dimensions: Our world, heaven, hell, and the void, but in cookie clicker, there can be INFININTE dimensions.

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    • 65.60.172.246 wrote:
      Mckluv wrote:
      Type: Shadow

      Name: Welcome back

      How to achieve: Start at zero cookies, then not play for a month and then come back

      Flavor text: "You have returned to your cookies. They missed you! Now eat up."


      Type: Shadow

      Name: Your parents aren't home

      How to achieve: Hack in the "party" mod. (how to do: Game.PARTY = true;)

      Flavor text: "Be home by curfew, okay?"

      SeLeCt LoL!

      Also, your parents are probably on the way home! DON'T GET CAUGHT HAVING AN UNSCHEDULED PARTY!

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    • 73.21.94.197 wrote:
      79.52.156.124 wrote:
      Type - Shadow Achievement

      Name - Ultimate Neverclicker

      Description - Get to 1000 cookies baked without clicking the cookie with a maximum of 10 cursors.

      Random text - "Please stop ruining the game's purpose."

      I think you should change it to no cursors, which would mean you have to save up lucky rewards to buy a grandma. THAT would be painful. You would need a minimum of 8 GCs, but then there would be the chance of getting frenzies.


      Here's my idea.

      Type - Achievement

      Name - I'm not creative. Someone else can name this.

      Description - Buy all of the upgrades

      Random text - "It would seem one can't always do better."

      I named it "Full Upgrade"!

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    • 24.113.98.143 wrote:
      [Shadow]

      Name: Hacker

      How to Achieve: Get infinity cookies via hacking or dev x10 or x1k

      Flavor Text: "I CALL HACKS!"

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    • I;.,!?! ,?!CALL;,.,.,:?.,><?///11,HACKS.,//,..;;.,,.;,;,;/;.;,.;;,;,;,1??::?<<:::::?!:<<!?!!:!!!<:!!!::!:!

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    • GMDPluto wrote:
      1. Shadow

      2. The road to light is marked by clicks

      3. Buy a prism with only cookie clicks and cursors

      4. Flavor text: "Rainbow Cursor"

      This kinda defeats the whole purpose.

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    • 65.60.172.246 wrote:
      GMDPluto wrote:
      1. Shadow

      2. The road to light is marked by clicks

      3. Buy a prism with only cookie clicks and cursors

      4. Flavor text: "Rainbow Cursor"

      This kinda defeats the whole purpose.

      Also,

      New category: super-shadow

      The TRUE road to light is marked by clicks: Do the requirements of "The road to light is marked by clicks", "Hardcore, AND "Neverclick" combined!

      Flavor text: OMG HOW'D THE DAMN OLD CHAP DO THAT?!?

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    • 24.113.98.143 wrote:

      24.113.98.143 wrote:

      24.113.98.143 wrote: [Shadow]

      Name: Hacker

      How to Achieve: Get infinity cookies via hacking or dev x10 or x1k

      Flavor Text: "I CALL HACKS!"

      All achievements must have no hacks
      yes, i just said 'no' to my own achievement, and to be honest I had no idea why I wrote the achievement. maybe i was just bored or somethin'

      Ortiel, IGNORE the fact that he said that all achievments must have no hacks. WHAT! YOU ASK WHY!?! (10 BREATHS INWARD AND OUTWARD) OK, I've calmed down. Because the flavor text is positively funny: I CALL HACKS.1\/11;/;1,.,11.1,1.1/.1;1,1???:?><:>>!:><!!!<:!!>>!::!>!:!><:!!::<::<::!>::<:>:<>>:<><:>>:<><:<><:>:>:><><?>!><:!:<<:!!>!:?>!<:!>!!:!><!<:!:!<!>!1/><!?<!:!!:?>!:><!!!!

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    • Send this to ortiel in 5 minutes, and in a few minutes he will have said either ok, or no to all the upgrade, and achievement ideas: Check out the wiki on your game, cookie clicker!

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    • Super Shadow Achievement idea: Ruin the fun

      Use the "ruin the fun" hack.

      FT: No seriously, there is no other way to get this than ruining the fun.

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    • 99.255.110.66 wrote:
      Sell it on ebay (shadow)

      How to get it: have at least 100 of every building and then sell it all.

      Random text: "*A guy walks into his room to bake some cookies.* Guy: It's time ta mak sum cooocies rit now hre now hre now herererere kow herere nunununununu NONNNONONONONONONONONONO noT hapapepepepnIN righ now nonoNO fefefefefuuuuuuuukakakakalka im goanna kil teh pece ev shot dat jest ded thas OH meh ged1!1. *All of his progress was gone, (Because somebody deleted it) so he got out of his chair and went on a hunt to kill the one who made everything go to zero* Guy: geat faukaen rede cuz i cumin now you son of biaech! *Suddenly another guy walks into the room* Guy 2: What the hell is going on here? Guy 1: twas u! Guy 2: WTF? Guy 1: you were the only 1 who could've deleted my proggress. Guy 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Guy 1: I'm gonna kill you suuu Herd! Guy 2: You're crazy! Guy 1: ima gonea kijl YoU SoOOOOoOO MLG mudafuauahker! Guy 2: Hey, p-put that gun down! Guy 1: G.E.T. N.O.S.C.O.P.E.D! *Guy 1 no-scoped Guy 2, and then they all lived happily ever after.* The End."


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    • Shadow: obliterated

      How to get: wipe save

      Flavor text: A guy walks into a room to bake cookies. Guy: "Ok, my ingredients are here." He reads the recipe, then makes it. Guy: "The timer is set." So he sat down to play cookie clicker. Guy: "WHERE IS MY PROGRESS!?! Wait i know... SOMEONE ELSE DELETED IT!!!!!" So he went on a hunt to find who did it and then another guy walks into the room to bake cookies. Guy 2: "WTF IS GOING ON!?!" Guy 1: "I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy 2: "WTF!?!" Guy 1: "YOU DELETED MY PROGRESS IN COOKIE CLICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy 2: "I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING IN HERE, WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!???!!!! Guy 1: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy 2: "PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy 1 shot guy 2. Guy 2: "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    • Type: Achievement                                                                                                              Name: Non Stop                                                                                                                       Random Text: How Long Your Playing?!                                                                                      Method Of Obtaining: 100k Heavenly Chips             

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    • Type: Achievement

      Name: Endness Chips

      Method of Obtaining: 1M Heavenly Chips       

      Random Text: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!


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    • 65.60.172.246 wrote:
      Super Shadow Achievement idea: Ruin the fun

      Use the "ruin the fun" hack.

      FT: No seriously, there is no other way to get this than ruining the fun.

      Add super security so no one can hack in this achievement, Ortiel.

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    • Super Shadow

      Name: Extra Chips

      How to obtain it: Get 1B Heavenly Chips

      RT: "Why do you need this?"

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    • Normal

      Name: Tricentennial

      How to obtain it: Have at least 300 of every building

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    • Shadow

      Name: Just Click

      How to get it: Get to 1 million cookies only clicking

      RT: "We're not responsible for your mouse"

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    • Normal

      Name: Cookie Prophet

      How to get it: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies


      Shadow

      Name: Cookie Religion

      How to get it: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies

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    • Shadow

      Name: Mad Baker

      How to get it: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies


      Shadow

      Name: Is that even possible?

      How to get it: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies

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    • 139.192.79.229 wrote:

      Type: Achievement

      Name: Endless Chips

      Method of Obtaining: 1M Heavenly Chips       

      Random Text: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!


      ZOMG

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    • Super shadow: ENDLESS COOKIES

      How to get: bake 1 sexdecillion cookies (should say infininte cookies)

      FT: When is ortiel going to fix this mess?!?

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    • Normal

      Name: No, Don't Touch That!

      How to get it: Click a wrath cookie


      Normal

      Name: Angry Cookies

      How to get it: Click 6 wrath cookies

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      Normal

      Name: Reverse Luck

      How to get it: Click 66 wrath cookies

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      Normal

      Name: Lucifer Cookies

      How to get it: Click 666 wrath cookies

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      Normal

      Name: Hell-Flavoured Cookies

      How to get it: Click 6666 wrath cookies

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      Normal

      Name: Cookie Precipitation

      How to get it: Get a cookie storm

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    • Omg Tricentennial actually got into the game

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    • 201.79.215.60 wrote:
      Omg Tricentennial actually got into the game

      Maybe because everyone wants the "Tricentennial" achievement.

      Seriously, there will even be a tricentennial and a half in the future...

      But who knows what could happen?

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    • So, here are my ideas....

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Oh what's this?

      Obtaining method: 1 heavenly chip

      FT: N/A

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: From the sky

      Obtaining method: 10 heavenly chips

      FT: N/A

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: God help(s) you.

      Obtaining method: 100 heavenly chips

      FT: I'm afraid you'll need that help

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: The thousand year door

      Obtaining method: 1000 heavenly chips

      FT: Too old to even live in the afterlife

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Jesus!

      Obtaining method: 10000 heavenly chips

      FT: How do you get them so quick?

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Stairway to pastry heaven

      Obtaining method: 100000 heavenly chips

      FT: A random staircase to first class in heaven? Eh.

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Pastry heaven

      Obtaining method: 1 million heavenly chips

      FT: This is it, you'll actually get a taste of heaven, but why would you eat it?

      Achievement: Shadow

      Name: Tiny tower

      Obtaining method: 1 billion cookies with a maximum of 50 buildings

      FT: Are you going to buy more buildings?

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    • Achievement: Normal

      Name: Newborn

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 1 sec

      FT: Is it a girl or a boy?

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Baby

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 1 hour

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Toddler

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 12 hours

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Child

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 24 hours

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Teenager

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 1 week

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Adult

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 1 month

      Achievement: Shadow

      Name: Elderly

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 6 months

      FT: You should start thinking about retiring now.

      Achivement: Shadow

      Name: Immortal

      Obtaining method: Play on a run for 1 year

      FT: The average life expectancy is 75 years. That means, that you've spent 1/75th of your life playing this game. Well done.

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    • 73.214.148.124 wrote:
      Normal

      I pooped my pants

      Get 100000000000009000000000907956758748956749 cookies without buying a grandma.

      Oh my fucking god, nigga!

      You Forgot Cookie Icon

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    • Type: Shadow

      Name: You hacked, didn't you?

      Description: have 5089 cursors, 5084 grandmas, and 5079 of everything else.

      RT: That's as high as you can go!


      Type: Normal

      Name: I'm saving up

      Description: Ascend without buying any heavenly upgrades.

      RT: then why did you ascend?


      Type: Shadow

      Name: MLG HAXXX

      Description: Have any value (cookies, cost, lumps, etc) display NaN.

      RT: seems legit


      Type: Shadow

      Name: Destroy the evidence

      Description: Name yourself something else after adding "saysopensesame" to the end.

      RT: I know what you did

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    • Kid Sheldon wrote:
      189.132.200.228 wrote:
      [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

      Refer to True Neverclick. No Clicker would be Shadow anyway for the same reason True Nevercick is Shadow: You need Golden Cookies to get a Cursor.

      Or just hack

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    • GMDPluto wrote:
      1. Shadow

      2. The road to light is marked by clicks

      3. Buy a prism with only cookie clicks and cursors

      4. Flavor text: "Rainbow Cursor"

      Flavour Text is rainbow coloured/colored (wherever ur from)

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    • Type: Shadow

      Name: Broken Mouse

      How to get: Get to 1 million cookies baked without buying any buildings.

      FT: "Congratulations, you just ruined your mouse."

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    • Type: shadow

      Name: Not the place you belong in

      How to get: name yourself 'puppy'

      FT: "meow did this get here?!"

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    • type: normal

      Name: Allergic to cookies

      How to get: stay at 0 cookies for 2 hours.

      FT: "Weirdo"

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    • Type:Shadow

      Name:Meow Sir?

      How To Get:Name yourself TheCookieKitty and get atleast 1 kitten upgrade

      Random Description:Can i pet your kitties?

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    • Type: Normal

      Name: Allergic to cursors

      How to get: Get to 1 million cookies without buying any cursors.

      "I think you broke it."

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    • 189.132.200.228 wrote: [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

      AKA True neverclick.

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    • Type: Normal Name: Make up your mind Desc: Start and stop the grandmapocolapse 100 times. RT: I don't get it. Want it or no?

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    • 1. Normal 2. Wrong button 3. Click Big Cookie with right mouse button 15 times.

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    • Type: Normal. Name: But why? Desc: Ascend without any heavenly chips total or prestige on the counter. RT: Congratulations! You wasted a ton of time! Are you proud of yourself?

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    • Type: Normal. Name: Wide Variety. Desc: Get all types of cookies. RT: Yay! You got every cookie type! (Now go outside)

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    • Nothacking wrote:

      189.132.200.228 wrote: [Normal]

      Name : No Clicker

      How to get it : Get 1000 cookies without clicking.

      Text : How about we return to clicking that big cookie?

      AKA True neverclick.

      Actually, True Neverclick already exists.

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    • Googolplix wrote:
      201.79.215.60 wrote:
      Omg Tricentennial actually got into the game
      Maybe because everyone wants the "Tricentennial" achievement.

      Seriously, there will even be a tricentennial and a half in the future...

      But who knows what could happen?

      Quadcentennial, quadcentennial and a half, pentcentennial...

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    • 139.192.79.229 wrote:
       

      Type: Achievement

      Name: Endness Chips

      Method of Obtaining: 1M Heavenly Chips       

      Random Text: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!


      I SAID STAHP!!!!!!

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    • Achievement: When the cookies teleport through dimensions

      How to get: Export a save file and then import it.

      FT: Whered These Cookies Come From?!? 

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    • Googolplix wrote this:

      So, here are my ideas....

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Oh what's this?

      Obtaining method: 1 heavenly chip

      FT: N/A

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: From the sky

      Obtaining method: 10 heavenly chips

      FT: N/A

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: God help(s) you.

      Obtaining method: 100 heavenly chips

      FT: I'm afraid you'll need that help

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: The thousand year door

      Obtaining method: 1000 heavenly chips

      FT: Too old to even live in the afterlife

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Jesus!

      Obtaining method: 10000 heavenly chips

      FT: How do you get them so quick?

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Stairway to pastry heaven

      Obtaining method: 100000 heavenly chips

      FT: A random staircase to first class in heaven? Eh.

      Achievement: Normal

      Name: Pastry heaven

      Obtaining method: 1 million heavenly chips

      FT: This is it, you'll actually get a taste of heaven, but why would you eat it?

      Achievement: Shadow

      Name: Tiny tower

      Obtaining method: 1 billion cookies with a maximum of 50 buildings

      FT: Are you going to buy more buildings?

      I found the references:

      The Thousand-Year Door is reference to Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

      Tiny Tower is a reference to a game of the same name.

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    • Behold, the famous COOKIE CHALLENGES!!! Challenge 1: The 100 cursor challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 million cookies with maximum 100 cursors? (You may upgrade these cursors)

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    • Challenge 2: The 100 building challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 chancemaker with just 100 of each other building?

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    • Challenge 3: The 100 chancemaker challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 duodecillion cookies with just 100 chancemakers?

      (These challenges are created by my friend, Dr. Zomboss)

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    • Kid Sheldon wrote:
      73.214.148.124 wrote:
      SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE THE ACHIEVEMENTS IS ACHEIVEABLE AND NO PROFANITY IS USED IN THIS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
      Could you put a bit more effort into yout trolling? At least try to be convincing.

      YES THE TROLL IS THE WORST AT TROLLING IN THE WORLD SO STOP TROLLING YOU HORRIBLE TROLL.

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    • 64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Behold, the famous COOKIE CHALLENGES!!! Challenge 1: The 100 cursor challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 million cookies with maximum 100 cursors? (You may upgrade these cursors)

      What about other buildings?

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    • 64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Challenge 2: The 100 building challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 chancemaker with just 100 of each other building?

      This is basically "Tiny tower" but requiring more cookies to buy something to make it sound like a different idea.

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    • 64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Challenge 3: The 100 chancemaker challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 duodecillion cookies with just 100 chancemakers?

      (These challenges are created by my friend, Dr. Zomboss)

      So... the main boss of plants vs zombies helped you with these ideas? (I couldn't resist to think that.)

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    • 122.57.94.64 wrote:
      64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Behold, the famous COOKIE CHALLENGES!!! Challenge 1: The 100 cursor challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 million cookies with maximum 100 cursors? (You may upgrade these cursors)
      What about other buildings?

      Until you get 1 million cookies, no other buildings.

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    • 122.57.94.64 wrote:
      64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Challenge 2: The 100 building challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 chancemaker with just 100 of each other building?
      This is basically "Tiny tower" but requiring more cookies to buy something to make it sound like a different idea.

      Zomboss didn't read that idea.

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    • 122.57.94.64 wrote:
      64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Challenge 3: The 100 chancemaker challenge! Goal: How fast can you get 1 duodecillion cookies with just 100 chancemakers?

      (These challenges are created by my friend, Dr. Zomboss)

      So... the main boss of plants vs zombies helped you with these ideas? (I couldn't resist to think that.)

      He gets ALL credit for these ideas.

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    • 64.113.186.130 wrote:
      Kid Sheldon wrote:
      73.214.148.124 wrote:
      SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE THE ACHIEVEMENTS IS ACHEIVEABLE AND NO PROFANITY IS USED IN THIS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
      Could you put a bit more effort into yout trolling? At least try to be convincing.
      YES THE TROLL IS THE WORST AT TROLLING IN THE WORLD SO STOP TROLLING YOU HORRIBLE TROLL.

      Oritel had a wacky imagination himself mister obvious.

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    • Type: Normal

      Name: Quintcentennial

      How to obtain: Buy 500 of everything

      Description: Own 500 buildings

      Text: "Why? Just why?"

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    • Type: Normal

      Name: Crumbcrasher

      How to get: destroy 400 wrinklers

      Desc: Destroy 400 wrinklers.

      Text: "Meaty show is always meaty"

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    • Type: Shadow

      Name: Nograde

      How to obtain: get 100 sextillion cookies without upgrades

      Desc: Get 100 sextillion cookies without upgrades

      Text: "Let's play!"

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    • Type: [Shadow]

      Name: Im not impressed.

      How to obtain: Get 100% in cookie clicker [Use the dev menu ya idiot!]

      Desc: Achieve everything in the game

      Flavor Text: Congrats on completing everything in this game..! Please stop reading this. you have nothing to do now.  (There are many other clicker games you can play, go try them out!)

      Icon: [100% symbol]

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