Temples are twice as efficient."Lure even greedier adventurers to retrieve your cookies. Now that's a real idol game!"
Temples are twice as efficient."What's a life to a gigaton of cookies?"
Temples are twice as efficient."And lo, the Baker's almighty spoon came down and distributed holy gifts unto the believers - shimmering sugar, and chocolate dark as night, and all manner of wheats. And boy let me tell you, that party was mighty gnarly."
Temples are twice as efficient."Free the primordial powers of your temples with these annual celebrations involving fire-breathers, traditional dancing, ritual beheadings and other merriments!"
Temples are twice as efficient."Enough spiritual inadequacy! More divinities than you'll ever need, or your money back! 100% guaranteed!"
Great Baker in the sky
Temples are twice as efficient."This is it. The ultimate deity has finally cast Their sublimely divine eye upon your operation; whether this is a good thing or possibly the end of days is something you should find out very soon."
Temples are twice as efficient."Stories have been circulating about the origins of the very first cookie that was ever baked; tales of how it all began, in the Dough beyond time and the Ovens of destiny."
Temples are twice as efficient."You've turned your cookie empire into a perfect theocracy, gathering the adoration of zillions of followers from every corner of the universe. Don't let it go to your head."
Sick rap prayers
Temples are twice as efficient."With their ill beat and radical rhymes, these way-hip religious tunes are sure to get all the youngins who thought they were 2 cool 4 church back on the pews and praying for more! Wicked!"