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For the same building in Cookie Clicker Classic, see Grandma (Cookie Clicker Classic).

The Grandma is the main antagonist of Cookie Clicker Classic and the 1.0 Update, and the second cheapest building you can purchase with an initial cost of 100 cookies. She produces cookies at a base rate of 1 cookie per second.

Unlike the building before it and after it, Grandmas progress with later buildings very well with the grandma type upgrades, most of which double its efficiency but require 15 or more of a superior building to purchase, and sometimes can be quite expensive, up to 7,500,000,000,000 cookies for Rainbow Grandmas.  After all upgrades, each grandma has a CpS of 104857.6 cookies per second herself, not counting the bonuses from One mind, Communal brainsweep, and Elder Pact.

Once you get all the grandma types up to Grandma's Grandmas (requiring 15 time machines and costing 12,345,678,900 cookies), you unlock the Bingo Center/Research Facility, which (as of 1.036) is currently the only upgrade to make a building four times as efficient, although its price of 100,000,000,000 cookies means it'll be a while until it's worth the cost. This will unlock a new upgrade after 30 minutes (research only starting once the last item researched is purchased), including five multiplier upgrades (Specialized Chocolate Chips for +1% and costing 10,000,000,000 cookies, Designer Cocoa Beans for +2% and costing 20,000,000,000 cookies, Underworld Ovens for +3% and costing 80,000,000,000 cookies, Exotic Nuts for +4% and costing 320,000,000,000 cookies, and Arcane Sugar for +5% and costing 1,280,000,000,000 cookies), one upgrade to double Grandma efficiency (Ritual Rolling Pins for 40,000,000,000 cookies), and three upgrades to greatly increase Grandma output but start the Grandmapocalypse (One Mind for 160,000,000,000 cookies and Communal Brainsweep for 640,000,000,000 cookies, which each give each grandma +1 base CpS per 50 grandmas, and Elder Pact for 2,560,000,000,000 cookies which gives each grandma +1 base CpS per 20 portals. After all the doubling upgrades those figures are a LOT higher than that.)

In theory, fully upgraded Grandmas are the most efficient building a player can buy because they have a CpS based on the number of Grandmas purchased. That is, the Grandma's CpS rate increases as a square where other CpS rates increase linearly. However, the crossover point where Grandmas outperform the best other building, the Prism, requires purchasing so many grandmas that it is impossible even via cheating, since the price would be much higher than JavaScript (which Cookie Clicker is written in) can store.

Each fully upgraded grandma produces cookies according to the following formula:

(0.8 + \frac{\text{Grandma Count}}{25} + \frac{\text{Portal Count}}{20}) \times (262,144)
or
209,715.2+10,485.76 \cdot (\text{Grandma Count})+13,107.2 \cdot (\text{Portal Count})

AchievementsEdit

Icon Name Description  ID 
GrandmaAchieve Just wrong Sell a grandma.
"I thought you loved me."
39
RollingPin Grandma's cookies Have 1 grandma. 40
GoldRollingPin Sloppy kisses Have 50 grandmas. 41
PinkRollingPin Retirement home Have 100 grandmas. 42
DiamondRollingPin Friend of the ancients Have 150 grandmas. 101
Ach RulerOfAncients Ruler of the ancients Have 200 grandmas. 102
The old never bothered me anyway The old never bothered me anyway Have 250 grandmas. 149
The agemaster Have 300 grandmas.
To oldly go Have 350 grandmas.
RollingPin Gushing grannies Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
Panic at the bingo Make 10 sextillion cookies just from grandmas.
GrandmaAchieve Elder Own at least 7 grandma types. 81

UpgradesEdit

Icon Name Quantity Needed Base price (cookies) Description ID
RollingPinNew Forwards from grandma 1 1,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"
7
PinkRollingPinNew Steel-plated rolling pins 5 5,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Just what you kneaded."
8
CyanRollingPinNew Lubricated dentures 25 50,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"squish"
9
OrangeRollingPinNew Prune juice 50 5 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Gets me going."
44
GoldRollingPinNew Double-thick glasses 100 500 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."
110
RustedRollingPinNew Aging agents 150 50 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."
192
BlackRollingPinNew Xtreme walkers 200 50 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."
294
SilverRollingPinNew The Unbridling 250 50 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."
307











Grandma typesEdit

Icon Name Quantity Needed Base price (cookies) Description ID
GrandmaAchieveNew Farmer grandmas 15 farms and 1 grandma 55,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient. Farms gain +1% CpS per grandma.
"A nice farmer to grow more cookies."
57
Miner grandmas 15 mines and 1 grandma 600,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient. Mines gain +1% CpS per 2 grandmas.
"A nice miner to dig more cookies."
58
Worker grandmas 15 factories and 1 grandma 6.5 million Grandmas are twice as efficient. Factories gain +1% CpS per 3 grandmas.
"A nice worker to manufacture more cookies."
59
Banker Grandmas 15 banks and 1 grandma 70 million Grandmas are twice as efficient. Banks gain +1% CpS per 4 grandmas
"A nice banker to cash in more cookies"
250
Priestess Grandmas 15 temples and 1 grandma 1 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Temples gain +1% CpS per 5 grandmas.
"A nice priestess to praise the great Baker in the sky."
251
Witch grandmas 15 wizard towers and 1 grandma 16.5 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Wizard towers gain +1% CpS per 6 grandmas.
"A nice witch to cast a zip, and a zoop, and poof! Cookies."
252
Cosmic grandmas 15 shipments and 1 grandma 255 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Shipments gain +1% CpS per 7 grandmas.
"A nice thing to... uh... cookies."
60
Transmuted grandmas 15 alchemy labs and 1 grandma 3.75 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Alchemy labs gain +1% CpS per 8 grandmas.
"A nice golden grandma to convert into more cookies."
61
Altered grandmas 15 portals and 1 grandma 50 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Portals gain +1% CpS per 9 grandmas.
"a NiCe GrAnDmA tO bA##########"
62
Grandmas' grandmas 15 time machines and 1 grandma 700 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Time machines gain +1% CpS per 10 grandmas.
"A nice grandma's nice grandma to bake double the cookies."
63
Antigrandmas 15 antimatter condensers and 1 grandma 8.5 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Antimatter condensers gain +1% CpS per 11 grandmas.
"A mean antigrandma to vomit more cookies.
(Do not put in contact with normal grandmas; loss of matter may occur.)"
103
Rainbow grandmas 15 prisms and 1 grandma 105 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient. Prisms gain +1% CpS per 12 grandmas.
"A luminous grandma to sparkle into cookies."
180




Since the 1.032 update, grandmas now have varying appearances based off the above upgrades.

Grandmas have a specific Santa upgrade.

Icon Name Unlocked at Price (cookies) Description ID #
Naughty list Naughty list purchasing A festive hat or a Santa upgrade 2,525 Grandmas are twice as productive.
"This list contains every unholy deed perpetuated by grandmakind. He won't be checking this one twice. Once. Once is enough."
162

The Bingo Center/Research Facility can also unlock new upgrades for grandma. Although these upgrades can make grandmas more powerful, they would unlock the Grandmapocalypse as well. The following is a list of all upgrades for Grandma, unlocked in the Bingo Center/Research Facility.

Icon Name Price (cookies) Description
Bingo Bingo center/research facility 1 quadrillon Grandma-operated science lab and leisure club. Grandmas are 4 times as efficient.
Regularly unlocks new upgrades."What could possibly keep those grandmothers in check?...

-Bingo"

Cookieclicker Ritual rolling pins 40 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"The result of years of scientific research!"
Cookieclicker2 One mind 160 billion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 50 grandmas.
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.
"We are one. We are many."
Brainsweep Communal brainsweep 640 billion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 50 grandmas.
Note: proceeding any further in scientific research may have unexpected results. You have been warned.
"We fuse. We merge. We grow."
GrandmaDeathSkull Elder Pact 2.56 trillion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 20 portals.
Note: this is a bad idea.
"squirm crawl slither writhe today we rise"

Background changes during GrandmapocalypseEdit

Main article: Grandmapocalypse

Changes from one stage to another can be obtained by the One Mind, Communal Brainsweep and Elder Pact upgrade. Once they're appeased, the background will change back to normal temporarily.

Store icon changes during the GrandmapocalypseEdit

Since version 1.0393, the store icon for Grandmas will change depending on the state of the Grandmapocalypse.

When the Grandmatriarchs are appeased, the store icon will change back to normal.

TriviaEdit

  • In the end, once you reach the "cap" of grandmas and portals, grandmas will be producing 59,177,697.28 cookies each (Over a third of a fully upgraded prism), or 298,610,660,474.88 total.
  • If you hacked and lag was eliminated, a grandma could produce 1.5876e+307 (15.876 uncentillion) cookies per second.
  • The bunny grandmas are a direct reference to the science-fiction movie Donnie Darko.
  • The grandma related achievement, "Gushing Grannies" is a reference to prank by 4chan in which the poll for naming a new flavor of Mountain Dew was rigged and "Gushing Grannies" was among the most popular.
  • In Cookie Clicker, Grandma has certain quotes that she will say. The table below states the conditions to obtain the quotes and the quotes themselves:
Condition Quote(s)
When you own at least 1 "Moist cookies."
"We're nice grandmas."
"Indentured servitude"
"Come give grandma a kiss."
"Why don't you visit more often?"
"Call me..."

When you own 50 or more

(all these AND above ones)

"Absolutely disgusting."
"You make me sick."
"You disgust me."
"We rise."
"It begins."
"It'll all be over soon."

"You could have stopped it."

While the Elder Pledge is active "shrivel"
"throb"
"writhe"
"gnaw"
"We will rise again."
"A mere setback."
"We are not satiated."
"Too late."

After selling at least one grandma

"It has betrayed us, the filthy little thing."

"It tried to get rid of us, the nasty little thing."

"It thought we would go away by selling us. How quaint." 

"I can smell your rotten cookies."

  • Grandma's store icon and one of her quotes, "Moist cookies" are based on an image macro which is in turn based on Helen Thomas, a former member of the White House press corps.
  • There is still a possibility of obtaining the nice quotes after you have over 49 grandmas, however, they also say mean and rather creepy things, even without selling them.
  • The quotes "It has betrayed us, the filthy little thing" and "It tried to get rid of us, the nasty little thing" are based on J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings character, Gollum. 
  • The quotes "It begins", "It'll all be over soon" and "You could have stopped it" are based on the image macro series "Doom Paul", featuring U.S. politician Ron Paul. 
  • The achievement 'The old never bothered me anyway' is based on the Disney movie 'Frozen', in which the character Elsa (voiced by Idina Mezel) sings a similar line in the song 'Let It Go', replacing "old" with "cold". 
  • In Cookie Clicker Beta grandmas can upgrade every building. 

ReferencesEdit


Buildings
Cursor 64px
Grandmas
Farm
Mine new
Factory new
Bank
Temple
Cursor Grandma Farm Mine Factory Bank Temple
Wizardtower
Shipment new
Alchemylab
Portal new
Timemachine new
Antim
Prism
Wizard Tower Shipment Alchemy Lab Portal Time Machine Antimatter Condenser Prism

Start a Discussion Discussions about Grandma

  • dude!

    • how do u get the one mind thingymabobber? its like 100000000 years before i get it!
  • Selling grandma's

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    • Sell a grandma's what?  But seriously, this may be broken, because I've sold several grandmas and have not gotten the achievement.
    • 50.206.225.222 wrote: Sell a grandma's WHAT?!? But srsly this may be broken cause i've sold several grandmas and not gotten the achievement! ...

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