For the same building in Cookie Clicker Classic, see Grandma (Cookie Clicker Classic).

The Grandma is the main antagonist of Cookie Clicker Classic and the 1.0 Update, and the second cheapest building you can purchase with an initial cost of 100 cookies. She produces cookies at a base rate of 1 cookie per second.

Unlike the Cursor and Farm, Grandmas progress with later buildings very well with the grandma type upgrades, most of which double its efficiency but require 15 or more of a superior building to purchase, and sometimes can be quite expensive, up to 7,500,000,000,000 cookies for Rainbow Grandmas. After all upgrades, each grandma has a CpS of 104857.6 cookies per second herself, not counting the bonuses from One mind, Communal brain sweep, and Elder Pact.

Once you have unlocked 7 grandmas, you unlock the Bingo Center/Research Facility, which (as of 1.036) is currently the only upgrade to make a building four times as efficient, although its price of 1,000,000,000,000,000 cookies means it'll be a while until it's worth the cost. This will unlock a new upgrade after 30 minutes (research only starting once the last item researched is purchased), including five multiplier upgrades (Specialized Chocolate Chips for +1% and costing 100,000,000,000 cookies, Designer Cocoa Beans for +2% and costing 200,000,000,000 cookies, Underworld Ovens for +3% and costing 800,000,000,000 cookies, Exotic Nuts for +4% and costing 3,200,000,000,000 cookies, and Arcane Sugar for +5% and costing 12,800,000,000,000 cookies), one upgrade to double Grandma efficiency (Ritual Rolling Pins for 400,000,000,000 cookies), and three upgrades to greatly increase Grandma output but start the Grandmapocalypse (One Mind for 1,600,000,000,000 cookies and Communal Brainsweep for 6,400,000,000,000 cookies, which each give each grandma +0.02 base CpS per grandma, and Elder Pact for 25,600,000,000,000 cookies which gives each grandma +0.05 base CpS per portal. After all the doubling upgrades those figures are a LOT higher than that.)

In theory, fully upgraded Grandmas are the most efficient building a player can buy because they have a CpS based on the number of Grandmas purchased. That is, the Grandma's CpS rate increases as a square where other CpS rates increase linearly. However, the crossover point where Grandmas outperform the best other building, the Chancemaker, requires purchasing so many grandmas that it is impossible even via cheating, since the price would be much higher than JavaScript (which Cookie Clicker is written in) can store.

Each fully upgraded grandma produces cookies according to the following formula:

(0.8 + \frac{\text{Grandma Count}}{25} + \frac{\text{Portal Count}}{20}) \times (262,144)
209,715.2 + 10,485.76 \cdot (\text{Grandma Count}) + 13,107.2 \cdot (\text{Portal Count})


Icon Name Description ID
Just Wrong Sell a grandma.

"I thought you loved me."

Grandma's Cookies Have 1 grandma. 40
Sloppy Kisses Have 50 grandmas. 41
Retirement Home Have 100 grandmas. 42
Friend of the Ancients Have 150 grandmas. 101
Ruler of the Ancients Have 200 grandmas. 102
The Old Never Bothered Me Anyway Have 250 grandmas. 149
The Agemaster Have 300 grandmas. 208
To Oldly Go Have 350 grandmas. 209
Gushing Grannies Make 10 quintillion cookies just

from grandmas.

Panic at the Bingo Make 10 sextillion cookies just

from grandmas.

Frantiquities Make 10 septillion cookies just

from grandmas.

Methuselah Reach level 10 grandmas. 308
Elder Own at least 7 Grandma types. 81

Keep in mind those were the normal achivements. Yes, there's a lot. Hope you got septillions of Grandma's cookies!

Grandmapocalypse Achievements Edit

Icon Name Description ID
Elder Nap Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once."we



Elder Slumber Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times."our mind


the universe"

Elder Calm Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.




Itchscratcher Burst 1 wrinkler.
Wrinklesquisher Burst 50 wrinklers.
Moistburster Burst 200 wrinklers.
Last Chance to See Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.


Icon Name Quantity needed Base price (cookies) Description ID
RollingPinNew Forwards from grandma 1 1,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"
PinkRollingPinNew Steel-plated rolling pins 5 5,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Just what you kneaded."
CyanRollingPinNew Lubricated dentures 25 50,000 Grandmas are twice as efficient.
OrangeRollingPinNew Prune juice 50 5 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Gets me going."
GoldRollingPinNew Double-thick glasses 100 500 million Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."
RustedRollingPinNew Aging agents 150 50 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."
BlackRollingPinNew Xtreme walkers 200 50 trillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."
SilverRollingPinNew The Unbridling 250 50 quadrillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."
GreenRollingPin Reverse dementia 300 50 quintillion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Extremely unsettling, and somehow even worse than the regular kind."

Grandma typesEdit

Since the 1.032 update, grandmas now have varying appearances based off the above upgrades.

Grandmas have a specific Santa upgrade.

Icon Name Unlocked at Price (cookies) Description ID #
Naughty list Naughty list purchasing A festive hat or a Santa upgrade 2,525 Grandmas are twice as productive.
"This list contains every unholy deed perpetuated by grandmakind. He won't be checking this one twice. Once. Once is enough."

The Bingo Center/Research Facility can also unlock new upgrades for grandma. Although these upgrades can make grandmas more powerful, they would unlock the Grandmapocalypse as well. The following is a list of all upgrades for Grandma, unlocked in the Bingo Center/Research Facility. Once the Bingo Center is purchased, the Ritual Rolling Pins will be unlocked 30 minutes later and when those are purchased the next upgrade will be unlocked 30 minutes later and so on.

Icon Name Price (cookies) Description
Bingo Bingo center/research facility 1 quadrillon Grandma-operated science lab and leisure club. Grandmas are 4 times as efficient.
Regularly unlocks new upgrades."What could possibly keep those grandmothers in check?...


Cookieclicker Ritual rolling pins 40 billion Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"The result of years of scientific research!"
Cookieclicker2 One mind 160 billion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 50 grandmas.
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.
"We are one. We are many."
Cauldron Communal brainsweep 640 billion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 50 grandmas.
Note: proceeding any further in scientific research may have unexpected results. You have been warned.
"We fuse. We merge. We grow."
GrandmaBloodBrain Elder Pact 2.56 trillion Each Grandma gains +1 base CpS for each 20 portals.
Note: this is a bad idea.
"squirm crawl slither writhe today we rise"

Background changes during GrandmapocalypseEdit

Main article: Grandmapocalypse

Changes from one stage to another can be obtained by the One Mind, Communal Brainsweep and Elder Pact upgrade. Once they're appeased, the background will change back to normal temporarily.

Store icon changes during the GrandmapocalypseEdit

Since version 1.0393, the store icon for Grandmas will change depending on the state of the Grandmapocalypse.

When the Grandmatriarchs are appeased, the store icon will change back to normal.

Start a Discussion Discussions about Grandma

  • Grandmapocalypse

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    • 1) if there is nothing more efficient to do with your cookies, buy the center. It won't immediately start the grandmapocalypse, that w...
    • The Bingo Center is worth it, in the long term. When you are a very active player you should stay in the first phase of grandmapocalypse to ...
  • Selling grandma's

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    • wrote:why did my milk turn red? You got more achievements, so your milk upgraded to raspberry milk.
    • CrazyGamer1757 wrote: wrote:why did my milk turn red?You got more achievements, so your milk upgraded to raspberry milk. LOL!