Beta Achievemts are badges you earn for achieving certain goals, and each one increases the amount of Milk you have. They were introduced in version 1.026; as of version 1.907, there are 247 Normal Achievements, 6 Shadow Achievements, 6 Disabled Achievements, (plus 4 Achievements only obtainable in the Dungeons beta). Normal Achievements increase milk percentage by 4% each, so the maximum is 988% milk; Shadow Achievements do not affect milk. The number shown on the Stats page includes all Normal Achievements (which are all earned by default) as well as any Shadow Achievements you have earned (which are uncounted until you earn them). For example, if you have 100 Normal Achievements and no Shadow Achievements, you would see 100/247 on the Stats page. If you then completed 6 Shadow Achievements, the number would change to 106/253, since the Shadow Achievements are only counted after you achieve them.
|Wake and bake||Bake 1 cookie.||0|
|Making some dough||Bake 1,000 cookies.||1|
|So baked right now||Bake 100,000 cookies.||2|
|Fledgling bakery||Bake 1 million cookies.||3|
|Affluent bakery||Bake 100 million cookies.||4|
|World-famous bakery||Bake 1 billion cookies.||5|
|Cosmic bakery||Bake 100 billion cookies.||6|
|Galactic bakery||Bake 1 trillion cookies.||7|
|Universal bakery||Bake 100 trillion cookies.||8|
|Timeless bakery||Bake 1 quadrillion cookies.||9|
|Infinite bakery||Bake 100 quadrillion cookies.||10|
|Immortal bakery||Bake 1 quintillion cookies.||11|
|Don't stop me now||Bake 100 quintillion cookies.||12|
|You can stop now||Bake 1 sextllion cookies.||13|
|Cookies all the way down||Bake 100 sextllion cookies.||14|
|Overdose||Bake 1 septillion cookies.||15|
|How?||Bake 100 septillion cookies.||223|
|The land of milk and cookies||Bake 1 octillion cookies.||224|
|He who controls the cookies controls the universe||Bake 100 octillion cookies.|
"The milk must flow!"
|Tonight on Hoarders||Bake 1 nonillion cookies.||226|
|Are you gonna eat all that?||Bake 100 nonillion cookies.||227|
|We're gonna need a bigger bakery||Bake 1 decilion cookies.||228|
|In the mouth of madness||Bake 100 decilion cookies.|
"A cookie is just what we tell each other it is."
|Brought to you by the letter||Bake 100 decilion cookies.||230|
|Casual baking[note 1]||Bake 1 cookie per second.||16|
|Hardcore baking[note 1]||Bake 10 cookies per second.||17|
|Steady tasty stream[note 1]||Bake 100 cookies per second.||18|
|Cookie monster[note 1]||Bake 1,000 cookies per second.||19|
|Mass producer[note 1]||Bake 10,000 cookies per second.||20|
|Cookie vortex[note 1]||Bake 100,000 cookies per second.||21|
|Cookie pulsar[note 1]||Bake 1 million cookies per second.||22|
|Cookie quasar[note 1]||Bake 10 million cookies per second.||23|
|Oh hey, you're still here[note 1]||Bake 100 million cookies per second.||24|
|Let's never bake again[note 1]||Bake 1 billion cookies per second.||25|
|A world filled with cookies||Bake 10 billion cookies per second.||231|
|When this baby hits 360 trillion cookies per hour||Bake 100 billion cookies per second.||232|
|Fast and delicious||Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.||233|
|Cookiehertz: a really, really tasty hertz||Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.|
"Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway."
|Woops, you solved world hunger||Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.||235|
|Turbopuns||Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.|
"Mother Nature will be like "slowwwww dowwwwwn"."
|Faster menner||Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.||237|
|And yet you're still hungry||Bake 100 quadrillion cookies per second.||238|
|The Abakening||Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.||239|
|There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844-1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1896 to 1973, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?||Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.||240|
|Fast||Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.|
|Clicktastic||Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.||30|
|Clickathlon||Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.||31|
|Clickolympics||Make 10 million cookies from clicking.||32|
|Clickorama||Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.||33|
|Clickasmic||Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.||100|
|Clickageddon||Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.||145|
|Clicknarok||Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.||146|
|30px||Clickastrophe||Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.||244|
|30px||Clickataclysm||Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.||245|
|Click||Have 1 cursor.||34|
|Double-click||Have 2 cursors.||35|
|Mouse wheel||Have 50 cursors.||36|
|Of Mice and Men||Have 100 cursors.||37|
|30px||The Digital||Have 200 cursors.||38|
|30px||Extreme polydactyly||Have 300 cursors.||147|
|Dr. T||Have 400 cursors.||148|
|30px||Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals||Have 500 cursors.|
|30px||Click delegator||Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.||134|
|30px||Finger clickin' good||Make 10 sextillion cookies just from cursors.||189|
|Just wrong||Sell a grandma.|
"I thought you loved me."
|Grandma's cookies||Have 1 grandma.||40|
|Sloppy kisses||Have 50 grandmas.||41|
|Retirement home||Have 100 grandmas.||42|
|Friend of the ancients||Have 150 grandmas.||101|
|Ruler of the ancients||Have 200 grandmas.||102|
|The old never bothered me anyway||Have 250 grandmas.||149|
|The agemaster||Have 300 grandmas.||208|
|30px||To oldly go||Have 350 grandmas.||209|
|30px||Gushing grannies||Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.||135|
|30px||Panic at the bingo||Make 10 sextillion cookies just from grandmas.||190|
|Elder||Own at least 7 grandma types.||81|
|My first farm||Have 1 farm.||43|
|Reap what you sow||Have 50 farms.||44|
|Farm ill||Have 100 farms.||45|
|Perfected agriculture||Have 150 farms.||115|
|Homegrown||Have 200 farms.||150|
|Gardener extraordinaire||Have 250 farms.||210|
|Seedy Business||Have 300 farms.||250|
|30px||I hate manure||Make 10 trillion cookies just from farms.||136|
|30px||Rake in the dough||Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from farms.||191|
|You know the drill||Have 1 mine.||49|
|Excavation site||Have 50 mines.||50|
|Hollow the planet||Have 100 mines.||51|
|Can you dig it||Have 150 mines.||117|
|The center of the Earth||Have 200 mines.||152|
|Tectonic ambassador||Have 250 mines.||211|
|Freak fracking||Have 300 mines.||251|
|30px||Never dig down[note 2]||Make 100 trillion cookies just from mines.||138|
|30px||Quarry on||Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from mines.||192|
|Production chain||Have 1 factory.||46|
|Industrial revolution||Have 50 factories.||47|
|Global warming||Have 100 factories.||48|
|Ultimate automation||Have 150 factories.||116|
|Technocracy||Have 200 factories.||151|
|Rise of the machines||Have 250 factories.||212|
|30px||Modern times||Have 300 factories.||252|
|30px||The incredible machine[note 2]||Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from factories.||137|
|30px||Yes I love technology||Make 1 quintillion cookies just from factories.||193|
|Pretty penny||Have 1 bank.||171|
|Industrial revolution||Have 50 banks.||172|
|Global warming||Have 100 banks.||173|
|A lone in the dark||Have 150 banks.||174|
|It's the economy, stupid||Have 200 banks.||175|
|30px||Acquire currency||Have 250 banks.||213|
|30px||The nerve of war||Have 300 banks.||253|
|30px||Vested interest||Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from banks.||186|
|30px||Paid in full||Make 10 quintillion cookies just from banks.||194|
|Your time to shrine||Have 1 temple.||176|
|Shady sect||Have 50 temples.||177|
|New-age cult||Have 100 temples.||178|
|Organized religion||Have 150 temples.||179|
|Fanaticism||Have 200 temples.||180|
|30px||Zealotry||Have 250 temples.||214|
|30px||Wololo||Have 300 temples.||254|
|30px||New world order||Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from temples.||187|
|30px||Church of Cookiology||Make 100 quintillion cookies just from temples.||195|
|Bewitched||Have 1 wizard tower.||181|
|The sorcerer's apprentice||Have 50 wizard towers.||182|
|Charms and enchantments||Have 100 wizard towers.||183|
|Curses and maledictions||Have 150 wizard towers.||184|
|Magic kingdom||Have 200 wizard towers.||185|
|30px||The wizarding world||Have 250 wizard towers.||215|
|30px||And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience||Have 300 wizard towers.||255|
|30px||Hocus pocus||Make 1 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.||188|
|30px||Too many rabbits, not enough hats||Make 1 sextillion cookies just from wizard towers.||196|
|Expedition||Have 1 shipment.||52|
|Galactic highway||Have 50 shipments.||53|
|Far far away||Have 100 shipments.||54|
|Type II civilization||Have 150 shipments.||118|
|We come in peace||Have 200 shipments.||153|
|Parsec-smasher||Have 250 shipments.||216|
|30px||It's not delivery||Have 300 shipments.||256|
|30px||And beyond||Make 10 quintillion cookies just from shipments.||139|
|30px||The most precious cargo||Make 10 sextillion cookies just from shipments.||197|
|Transmutation||Have 1 alchemy lab.||55|
|Transmogrification||Have 50 alchemy labs.||56|
|Gold member||Have 100 alchemy labs.||57|
|Gild wars||Have 150 alchemy labs.||119|
|The secrets of the universe||Have 200 alchemy labs.||154|
|The work of a lifetime||Have 250 alchemy labs.||217|
|30px||Gold, Jerry! Gold!||Have 300 alchemy labs.||257|
|30px||Magnum Opus||Make 100 quintillion cookies just from alchemy labs.||140|
|30px||The Aureate||Make 100 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.||198|
|A whole new world||Have 1 portal.||58|
|Now you're thinking||Have 50 portals.||59|
|Dimensional shift||Have 100 portals.||60|
|Brain-split||Have 150 portals.||120|
|Realm of the Mad God||Have 200 portals.||155|
|A place lost in time||Have 250 portals.||218|
|30px||Forbidden Zone||Have 300 portals.||258|
|30px||With strange eons||Make 1 sextillion cookies just from portals.||141|
|30px||Ever more hideous||Make 1 septillion cookies just from portals.||199|
|Time warp||Have 1 time machine.||61|
|Alternate timeline||Have 50 time machines.||62|
|Rewriting history||Have 100 time machines.||63|
|Time duke||Have 150 time machines.||121|
|Forever and ever||Have 200 time machines.||156|
|Heat death||Have 250 time machines.||219|
|30px||cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com||Have 300 time machines.||259|
|30px||Spacetime jigamaroo||Make 10 sextillion cookies just from time machines.||142|
|30px||Be kind, rewind||Make 10 septillion cookies just from time machines.||200|
|Antibatter||Have 1 antimatter condenser.||87|
|Quirky quarks||Have 50 antimatter condensers.||88|
|It does matter!||Have 100 antimatter condensers.||89|
|Molecular maestro||Have 150 antimatter condensers.||122|
|Walk the planck||Have 200 antimatter condensers.||157|
|Microcosm||Have 250 antimatter condensers.||220|
|30px||Scientists baffled everywhere||Have 300 antimatter condensers.||260|
|30px||Supermassive||Make 100 sextillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.||143|
|30px||Infinitesimal||Make 100 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.||201|
|Lone photon||Have 1 prism.||123|
|Dazzling glimmer||Have 50 prisms.||124|
|Blinding flash||Have 100 prisms.||125|
|Unending glow||Have 150 prisms.||126|
|Rise and shine||Have 200 prisms.||158|
|Bright future||Have 250 prisms.||221|
|30px||Harmony of the spheres||Have 300 prisms.||261|
|30px||Praise the sun||Make 1 septillion cookies just from prisms.||144|
|30px||A still more glorious dawn||Make 1 octillion cookies just from prisms.||202|
|Builder||Own 100 buildings.||72|
|Architect||Own 500 buildings.||73|
|30px||Engineer||Own 1,000 buildings.||83|
|30px||Lord of Constructs||Own 1,500 buildings.|
"He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization."
|Enhancer||Purchase 20 upgrades.||74|
|Augmenter||Purchase 50 upgrades.||75|
|Upgrader||Purchase 100 upgrades.||90|
|30px||Lord of Progress||Purchase 150 upgrades|
"One can always do better. But should you?"
|Polymath||Own 300 upgrades and 3,000 buildings.|
"Excellence doesn't happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days."
|The elder scrolls||Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.|
"Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie."
|30px||One with everything||Have at least 1 of every building.||64|
|30px||Mathematician||Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive object, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).||65|
|30px||Base 10||Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.||66|
|30px||Centennial||Have at least 100 of everything.||91|
|Centennial and a half||Have at least 150 of everything.||131|
|30px||Bicentennial||Have at least 200 of everything.|
"You crazy person."
|30px||Bicentennial and a half||Have at least 250 of everything.|
"Keep on truckin'."
|Golden cookie||Click a golden cookie.||67|
|Lucky cookie||Click 7 golden cookies.||68|
|A stroke of luck||Click 27 golden cookies.||69|
|Fortune||Click 77 golden cookies.|
"You should really go to bed."
|Leprechaun||Click 777 golden cookies.||84|
|Black cat's paw||Click 7,777 golden cookies.||85|
|Cookie-dunker[note 3]||Dunk the cookie.|
"You did it!"
|Tiny cookie[note 4]||Click the tiny cookie.|
"These aren't the cookies you're clicking for."
|What's in a name||Give your bakery a name.||170|
|Here you go||Click this achievement's slot.|
"All you had to do was ask."
|Tabloid addiction||Click on the news ticker 50 times.|
"Page 6: Mad individual clicks on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom!
Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby!"
|Uncanny clicker||Click really, really fast.|
"Well I'll be!"
|30px||Elder nap||Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.|
|30px||Elder slumber||Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.|
|30px||Elder calm||Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.|
|30px||Itchscratcher||Burst 1 wrinkler.||105|
|30px||Wrinklesquisher[note 5]||Burst 50 wrinklers.||106|
|30px||Moistburster[note 5]||Burst 200 wrinklers.||107|
|Spooky cookies||Unlock all 7 Halloween-themed cookie.|
Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
|Coming to town||Reach Santa's 7th form.||109|
|All hail Santa||Reach Santa's final form.||110|
|Let it snow||Unlock all 7 Christmas-themed cookies.||111|
|Oh deer||Pop 1 reindeer.||112|
|Sleigh of hand[note 5]||Pop 50 reindeer.||113|
|Reindeer sleigher[note 5]||Pop 200 reindeer.||114|
|Lovely cookies||Unlock all 6 Valentine-themed cookie.||130|
|The hunt is on||Unlock 1 egg.||166|
|Egging on||Unlock 7 eggs.||167|
|Mass Easteria||Unlock 14 eggs.||168|
|Hide & seek champion||Unlock all 20 eggs.|
Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
|30px||Here be dragon||Complete your dragon's training.||222|
|30px||Rebirth||Ascend at least once.||203|
|30px||Resurrection||Ascend 10 times.||205|
|30px||Reincarnation||Ascend 100 times.||206|
|Sacrifice||Reset your game with 1 million cookies baked.|
"Easy come, easy go."
|Oblivion||Reset your game with 1 billion cookies baked.|
"Back to square one."
|From scratch||Reset your game with 1 trillion cookies baked.|
"It's been fun."
|Nihilism||Reset your game with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.|
"There are many things
that need to be erased"
|Dematerialize||Reset your game with 1 quintillion cookies baked.|
...where'd the cookies go?"
|Nil zero zilch||Reset your game with 1 sextillion cookies baked.|
"To summarize : really not very much at all."
|Transcendence||Reset your game with 1 septillion cookies baked.|
"Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being."
|Obliterate||Reset your game with 1 octillion cookies baked.|
"Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining."
|Negative void||Reset your game with 1 nonillion cookies baked.|
"You now have so few cookies that it's almost like you have a negative amount of them."
|To crumbs, you say?||Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.|
|Wholesome||Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.||103|
|You win a cookie||This is for baking 10 billion cookies and making it on the local news.|
"We're all so proud of you."
The following achievements do not count towards the Milk percentage, nor will they show up on the stats tab until you have achieved them.
|30px||Endless cycle||Ascend 1000 times.|
"Oh hey, it's you again."
|Cheated cookies taste awful||Hack in some cookies.||70|
|God complex||Name yourself Orteil.|
"But that's not you, is it?"
|Third-party||Use an add-on.|
"Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor."
|Just plain lucky[note 6]||You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.||104|
|30px||Last Chance to See||Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
These achievements are disabled in beta and can be unlocked only with cheats.
|Neverclick||Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.||29|
|Hardcore||Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.||92|
|Speed baking I||Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes (with no heavenly upgrades).||93|
|Speed baking II||Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes (with no heavenly upgrades).||94|
|Speed baking III||Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes (with no heavenly upgrades).||95|
|True Neverclick||Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.|
"This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"
The following achievements are only obtainable via fair way in 1.037 beta, as they are related to Dungeons. The First pair of them are normal achievemets and the second pair are shadow achievements. In current and new beta versions they can only be obtained via cheating. All of them are shadow achievements.
|Getting even with the oven||Defeat the Sentient Furnace in the factory dungeons.||96|
|Now this is pod-smashing||Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod in the factory dungeons.||97|
|Chirped out||Find and defeat Chirpy, the dysfunctioning alarm bot.||98|
|Follow the white rabbit||Find and defeat the elusive sugar bunny.||99|
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 These achievements do not include Golden Cookie effects or Wrinkler withering.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 As of 1.9, there is a bug where the requirements of "Never dig down" and "The incredible machine" are switched.
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 Unlike the Golden Cookie achievements, the Wrinkler and Reindeer achievements are counted in a single game, not all time: Doing a soft reset will reset the counter.
- ↑ About 96 hours and 16 minutes of play are necessary to have 50% of chances to have this achievement.